This haven (currently under construction) is an amazing amalgamation of everything and anything my soul desires.

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via stilinskyles)


Dear parents when you say shit like “oh my god he’s alive” when I come out of my room I can guarantee that 100% of the time I will go straight back into my room

(Source: milotlc, via bansheeandahunter)


customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

(via itsdeepforhappypeople)


i just don’t understand how misogyny is even a thing i mean a woman carried you around for 9 months and pushed you out of her body and you think she’s weak and inferior to you

(via thatchickwiththepigtails)



I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via stay-ocean-minded)


Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 


Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 





my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 


this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

(via irisowl)


Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via thatchickwiththepigtails)