This haven (currently under construction) is an amazing amalgamation of everything and anything my soul desires.

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin, via stilinskyles)

tinselrimming:

Dear parents when you say shit like “oh my god he’s alive” when I come out of my room I can guarantee that 100% of the time I will go straight back into my room

(Source: milotlc, via bansheeandahunter)

missespeon:

customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

(via itsdeepforhappypeople)

tennants-hair:

i just don’t understand how misogyny is even a thing i mean a woman carried you around for 9 months and pushed you out of her body and you think she’s weak and inferior to you

(via thatchickwiththepigtails)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via stay-ocean-minded)

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

(via irisowl)

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via thatchickwiththepigtails)