This haven (currently under construction) is an amazing amalgamation of everything and anything my soul desires.
sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

(via meladoodle)

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: homosensationalism, via jediwizardtimelord)

I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there.

a sentence or two (x)

holy. wow.

(via tupau)

(via everlarksheart)

ivechosengale:

I really don’t know know what it says about you if you read a trilogy about an oppressive government that starves its people and forces children to fight to the death in arenas and you spend your time villainizing Gale Hawthorne.

(via pizzawithbacon)

His username is Bucky. His password is also Bucky.

—Natasha Romanov, on Steve Rogers in the 21st century. (via hellotailor)

(via pizzawithbacon)

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via itsdeepforhappypeople)