This haven (currently under construction) is an amazing amalgamation of everything and anything my soul desires.
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

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niki-van-awesome:

spring-loaded-jesus-candles:

fireghostshigher:

A quick PSA, because working in a New Age store I realize a lot of people don’t know this.  Keep in mind this is the simple version.

The fella on the left-hand side, that’s Gautama Buddha, the Buddha, the central figure in Buddhism.  Note that he is not considered a god, but a teacher and spiritual leader, the first to attain Enlightenment in his era.  Note also how thin he is.  This is because the Buddha fasted a lot.  He was born Siddhartha Gautama.  Buddha is a title, and not actually his name.

The fella on the right-hand side is not Buddha.  This is a common misconception in the West.  That is Hotai (or Budai or Hotei depending on the language), a Buddhist monk from China and folkloric hero.  Hotai is thought by many to be a Buddha, but he is not the Buddha.  Unlike Buddha, Hotai actually is revered as a god in Chinese folklore, although not in Buddhist practice.

This post is based on things I’ve been taught by my Buddhist coworker but if I forgot or mixed up something important and you are Buddhist and you notice, please let me know.

This has been an informational post.  Have a nice day.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE READ THIS. READ IT. LEARN IT. PREACH IT.

I AM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE BELIEVING THIS MISCONCEPTION.

(Source: internetbooashouting, via tessie-riddle)

angergirl:

Sirius Black adopts Harry after book 3 AU, set sometime in book 5
I AM SO WEAK for the biggest cliches ok you have no idea
actually now you do have a bit of an idea
Also, is Sirius crying because Harry accidentally called him “Dad,” or because Harry correctly used a Wizard Swear? HMMM

angergirl:

Sirius Black adopts Harry after book 3 AU, set sometime in book 5

I AM SO WEAK for the biggest cliches ok you have no idea

actually now you do have a bit of an idea

Also, is Sirius crying because Harry accidentally called him “Dad,” or because Harry correctly used a Wizard Swear? HMMM

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